Someone told me I looked like drowned rat, but it isn't my fault pals. I saw some cake on the side of the road and it was getting wet, so I grabbed it and protected it with my coat. But, I got wet instead and..well.

People shouldn't be mean like that. I was saving a perfectly good cake!

Happy Valentines Day! I made myself a boat out of my coffee table in case the water gets higher..

Uhm, while I was sick I had time to get gifts. So, uhm.

( The list! )

This isn't good! This isn't good, pals! This is really bad!

[long pause, followed by the sounds of something breaking.]

I-I can't stop chasing this thing at my butt! It won't stop! And my ears, they hurt. And I can't scratch my stomach.

[He pants.]

Uhm, uhm. I can't even reach my wallet.. This looks really bad..

-!!

What's going on!? Why are people acting so strange..!?

Oh. Oh yeah! I forgot to mention that I'm living in Building 2, Room 50 if you need me.

[There's a slurping sound coming through the lyrics every once in a while; it sounds like someone is trying to sing while engulfing some sort of noodle-ishous product.]

I got sunshine
on a cloudy day.
When it's cold outside
Ive got the month of May.
I guess you'd say
what can make me feel this way

[slurp, slurp]my girl ( Read more... )